Moving Day- How to Move to Your New Home With a Baby

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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

Moving Day- How to Move to Your New Home With a Baby

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August:
“Hey Babe?”
“Yeah?”
“We should get a puppy.”
“Ok.”

October:
“And have a baby?”
“Sure.”

April:
“And buy a house.”
“Huh? But we got the puppy and the baby.”
“The house is for them
“…what do I get?”

Who says, “Let’s get a puppy, get pregnant, have a baby, buy/build/move into a new home” all in like a year? This family.

So… we’ve moved!!! And we did it all with a baby! “That doesn’t sound hard” you say?! “Stop fishing for compliments” you say?! What if I told you we didn’t hire movers? What if I told you that after dealing with builders for 6 months, an annoying flooring company, and painters all with a baby strapped to my chest, that I boxed the contents of a two bedroom apartment every day for two weeks and transported it all to our new home across town with a Hyundai Elantra? Aaaaand, on the last day of using said Elantra to move it started to break down with me, Emma, and a bunch of our crap inside, the result being that I had to switch to an even smaller Mazda 3…. ‘CUZ THAT ALL HAPPENED! Oh… and I had to keep working to boot.

Now, having work done on a house, you might think it’s emasculating to speak to a bunch of dudes working with power tools, doing back breaking work, making a living off the sweat of their brow all while carrying a baby in a daddy saddle. Not, really, no, because I’m paying them to be there so I will call out every late arrival, ding, chip, splatter, etc. until I am satisfied that the home we’re building for our daughter is perfect in every way. Plus, I kind of wore Emma as a badge and a shield, simultaneously; everyone who we hired would know or soon find out that I was a picky and particular father, but would they dare argue with (or God forbid hit) a dude carrying a baby?

(Actually, our flooring guy did… I won’t be recommending them. Just you wait till my Yelp review!)

I’m like those parents you see at the mall or zoo who use their kid’s strollers like a battering ram to break through crowds. Yes… I too, am an ass.

Seriously, though, a lot of that was done with Baby Emma strapped to me. Last time I discussed the benefits of the daddy saddle and these past couple of weeks while moving boxes it really came in handy. However, due to the location of my baby girl being right dead center of my chest, I ended up balancing boxes on my head like some sort of primitive early version of man. I was definitely the gathering kind, not the hunters, all the while grunting out my monosyllabic disdain for manual labor and cursing the California Sun for being 80 degrees in October. The fact that our apartment was like 3000 miles from our parking spot didn’t help. Moving to a home where you can park INSIDE is amaze-balls. The whole process of emptying the apartment was this arduous task that spanned two weeks and felt like carrying the one ring through Mordor, my precious Emma just getting heavier and heavier.

We’re here now though, and harness got me through it all without having to abandon Emma to the elements. I also have to give a special thanks to our friends who helped us move the big stuff. They’re the best and there’s not enough Thai food that could ever repay their generosity.

Well, all that being said, I haven’t had a lot of time to organize my thoughts on the whole experience of parenting while pack-muling to our new home. So I’m posting a little poem I wrote for Emma about one the grossest, yet satisfying experiences I’ve had as a parent so far- picking her nose. Seriously, it’s so sickly satisfying.

I’ll Pick Your Nose

An Ode to My Daughter

By

Chris Mendoza

Never fear my daughter!
In my duties,
I shall not falter.

I, your father,
shall pick your boogies
so you breathe without a bother.

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

Boogie Picking Daddy

I’m not a poet.

So what’s the grossest thing that you have to do for your child that is oddly satisfying? Comment down below or as always, feel free to hit us up on Facebook or Instagram.


2 Comments

Alexis

October 28, 2018at 5:47 pm

I love reading your blog! I always say I should write a book about all the shit we do for our kids. But I am not a writer by any means. With that being said I love picking their boogies. If baby is sitting up by her self you can wear her on your back. If you want a video how to swing her up and over let me know!

Lex

October 28, 2018at 5:50 pm

I love reading your blog! I always say I should write a book about all the shit we do for our kids. But I am not a writer by any means. With that being said I love picking their boogies. If baby is sitting up by her self you can wear her on your back. If you want a video how to swing her up and over let me know!

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